Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They’re both dogs.


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