Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme and other crap, why doesn’t he just buy his dinner?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?


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