Friend: You were not shot in the fracas?

Victim: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

Where did the cows go last night?

To the moooovies.

I’d love to hear from you. Perhaps you have something constructive to say. Or, maybe you have a funny one liner. In fact, I bet you can come up with one yourself.

Leave a one liner and you will have contributed to the cause of one lining the world with laughs.

Sign over a gynaecologist’s office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one weak.”


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