If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? They’re both dogs.

Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

Why is there a light in the fridge but NOT in the freezer?


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