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Why is there a light in the fridge but NOT in the freezer?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Question: What’s brown and sticky?

Answer: A stick.

LAWYER IN COURT: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

Friend: You were not shot in the fracas?

Victim: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

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