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A man was eating at a restaurant. There were flies swarming all over his food so he asked the waitress, “Why are flies all over my food?”

Without missing a beat the waitress replied, “Because they’re hungry.”

 

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“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”

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“Vacation begins when Dad says, ‘I know a short cut.’

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“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?”

 

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“I intend to live forever. So far so good.”

 

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