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“I’ve been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest.”

 

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and  beat you with experience.

Why Are There No Reports Of Ghosts In Alaska?

A ghost manifestation is associated with a drop in temperature but it is impossible for Alaska to get any colder than it already is.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a double.

The bartender brings out a man who looks just like him.

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If you want to live a long life avoid hospitals.

More people die in hospitals than anywhere else.

 

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