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“Vacation begins when Dad says, ‘I know a short cut.’

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“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?”

 

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“I intend to live forever. So far so good.”

 

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The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

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