I had a boring job filling soda cans. It was soda pressing.

I wondered why the football was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

I saw a kidnapping. I decided not to wake him up.

Never trust an atom; they make up everything.


Then again, I believe atoms represent only 4% of the entire known universe. But, hey, it’s funny even if not true!

So, what do you call an alligator in a vest?

An  investigator!


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